The actual field at Soldier Field is heavily derided, since for some reason, huge patches of grass seem to always be coming off the field and constant slipping leads to guys getting hurt.
Let's throw in brutal winds and rain so bad the stadium needs to be evacuated, and... well... this happens:
You know what's going to fix this? A dude with boots.
I couldn't have done better with my sand wedge. And now 22 heavy football men are going to play three-plus quarters of football down there... something bad is going to happen.