New twists in the story revealed Thursday include the revelation that Richie Incogntio harassed a female volunteer at a 2012 golf tournament (promptly swept under the rug by team "security") and a letter from Jonathan Martin's lawyer alleging that the second-year tackle was physically assaulted and tormented with threats to his sister. All of which prompted Friday's back cover for the New York Daily News:
Still, tabloid puns have nothing on the absurdity CNN gave the story on Friday morning. As with most things CNN does, the "report" mostly consisted of a panel sensationalizing an important story about cultural norms and tolerance in professional sports. And who better to provide some perspective than Big Poppa Pump?