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Mike Mayock likes big butts

The NFL Network's draft guru prefers a big caboose on his offensive linemen.

Mike Mayock and Sir Mix-A-Lot have something in common, sort of. They both like a nice, juicy caboose. The main difference is that offensive linemen, not groupies, need a big butt to roll in Mayock's Mercedes.

What the hell are we talking about? Mayock's explanation of North Carolina guard Jonathan Cooper, considered to be one of the top two interior linemen available in the 2013 NFL Draft, included high praise for the man's tight end.

And he really does have a point as to why that butt, and Cooper's ability to back it up, matters. But this also needs to be said.

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