Publicity stunts collided in Indianapolis on Tuesday. NFL Network host Rich Eisen did his annual 40-yard dash, clocking in at 6.03 and losing the footrace to some of this year's top draft picks. Not even his personal coach, Leon Sandcastle, could help him.
Alabama guard Chance Warmack blew past Eisen.
Also beating Eisen was Manti Te'o, whose own 40 time was nothing special.
Eisen did best Te'o on the second attempt ... with a 10-yard head start.
John Harbaugh, needless to say, did not approve.
Obviously, deer antler spray only goes so far.