Eric Decker sure does have a lot of time on his hands right now. Enough to take a star turn as a panty-sniffing hardware store manager. Decker's wife Jessie James also stars in the basic cable show spoof; her obsession is eating feces, which gets chronicled in graphic details here.
The best part, the video's set in Jacksonville, because odd obsessions are just another part of life in Florida.
UPDATE: At some point Thursday morning, the video's owner decided that nine minutes of eating poop and sniffin panties was best left as a private video.
James' sister Syndey Rae made the video, which clocks in right under nine minutes.