He even gave a RT to some sage advice ...
Hol up hold mah phone!— Davone Bess (@davonebess) January 16, 2014
Things started to get real a little later, judging by this series of RTs.
FACT: It's been scientifically established that famous-people branded liquor is better than the rest. Sources cannot confirm whether or not DeLeon tequila led to it, but this is about the point, judging from his timeline, where Bess pulled the cork on a very good night.
Four Twenty a.m., Eastern. There are actually two 4:20s every day. People forget that.
The first thing you notice is obviously the weed. Bess has what looks to be a pretty tightly rolled blunt on the table in front of him.
On TV, he's watching something about Griselda Blanco, the founder of the Medellin Cartel. She probably wouldn't approve of a 5-Hour Energy drink.
Ah ha, there's the Diddy drank he was tweeting about earlier, probably stirred up with a moderately priced mixer. On a more serious note, props on the sensible glassware. Only newly married people, the kind that get their announcement in the Times, have expensive matching sets. The rest of the world uses the souvenir given to us by friends and family and 7-11.
And, of course, cheers to Ang and Will S.
Dude, ANSWER YOUR PHONE! That's 13 missed calls and/or unheard voicemail messages. What if Ang and Will S. are trying to get at you to tell you about the dangerously high lead content in the tumblers they gave out at their wedding?!
Also, how did he take this picture?
That looks like some quality bud there, the bright green and small bag are dead giveaways. Bess -- or, just to get out ahead of things, whoever hacked the phone of Davone Bess -- is using a phone to sit it on, and that's fine. However, sorting seeds and stems on the smooth glass surface of an iPhone is never acceptable. Although it doesn't look like that bag has a lot of seeds and stems to worry about. It's not really a Real Don problem.
Wait a minute, is that a stripper pole? The evidence is inconclusive. But, he is in Florida and those things are rapidly replacing actual trees there. Draw your own conclusions.
What happened next for Bess and whoever was hanging out with him? The tweets are inconclusive, but an hour later this popped up in his timeline.
And then he RT'd this:
Davone Bess angling for a trade to the Patriots or just sucking up to his team's GM and Belichick fetishist Michael Lombardi?
The eyes never lie? No sir, they do not.
Bess was still going this morning, well within the window opened by a 5-Hour Energy drink, Diddy tequila and some of the finest sensimilla Florida has to offer.
N fuck all u 11-5 niggas! Straight up! Y'all got ah prob I'll b in Houston in 1 day @Drake— Davone Bess (@davonebess) January 16, 2014
Rise and grind, Davone, rise and grind.