Cleveland Browns picked Johnny Manziel because a homeless guy told them to

Eric P. Mull-US PRESSWIRE

Jimmy Haslam finally found his ideal general manager.

SB Nation 2014 NFL Draft

A winter full of pink slips left the world wondering who was running the Cleveland Browns. Local-boy-done-good Rob Chudzinski was abandoned at a truck stop in one of those AFC North states. Right after hiring Mike Pettine as his replacement, owner Jimmy Haslam sent pretend general manager Michael Lombardi packing along with Joe Banner, his yes man.

Some in the media speculated that the Three Stooges were actually in charge. Finally, we have an answer.

It's just some homeless guy. That's it.

You have to give Haslam credit here. It can't be any worse hiring a television analyst to set the draft board, can it?

The Browns have finally turned the page. It's morning in at least one slice of America.

Maybe they've already found the general manager. This guy ...

More from SBNation.com

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join SBNation.com

You must be a member of SBNation.com to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at SBNation.com. You should read them.

Join SBNation.com

You must be a member of SBNation.com to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at SBNation.com. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.