Mike Modano's Twitter Account Is A National Treasure

The following items have all been broadcast on Twitter by former NHLer and future Hockey Hall of Famer Mike Modano. Nothing has been edited. It is all authentic. Not all of it is completely safe for work. 

Off to La.. American airlines.. Packed my pillow and I can't wait to pound some warm nuts..
Oct 26 via Twitter for iPhone

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I'm up and running again bitches..!
Oct 25 via Twitter for iPhone

Touch my monkey!! Joe buck is my age of course he knows who sprocket is..
Oct 24 via Twitter for iPhone

And please leave Ozzie Guillen off the post game show.. Unless there is sub titles..
Oct 20 via Twitter for iPhone

Oh my god Ozzie again on sportscenter..! Uncle..
Oct 28 via Twitter for iPhone

Went to the finals in 91 jack ass on the ticket!!
Oct 16 via Twitter for iPhoneFavoriteRetweetReply

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Got a 6 pack of coors light and suckin on a My Father terd watching the ball game..
Oct 12 via Twitter for iPhone

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in reply to @bradAmarks

@bradAmarks football blows like you.
Oct 09 via Twitter for iPhone

 

Let us just reiterate that Mike Modano is one of the greatest American hockey players to ever play the game and a future Hall of Famer. 

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