Boston Media Compares Alex Burrows Bite To Matt Cooke (Yes, Seriously)

Alex Burrows

Punk.

Make some room, Matt Cooke. There's a new villain in Bruins Nation.

That's the take from WEEI in Boston on Alex Burrows' chow-down on Patrice Bergeron's finger in Game 1 of the Stanley Cup Final. You know, for as lame as it is to bite a guy, I'm not sure I see the comparison between Bruins fans hating Matt Cooke and Bruins fans hating Alex Burrows.

I mean, this....

... doesn't equal this:

Omnomnom

via mocksession.com

No matter which way you slice it, it's just not the same thing... although it's probably more than the Vancouver Sun thinks it is:

Come on, Patrice Bergeron.

It's a man's game. Get a tetanus shot, and move on.

Yes, it's a man's game. MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BITE PEOPLE.

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