Stanley Cup Finals Tickets For 1996 Dodge Neon: Fair Trade?

Need a new car? Have a Stanley Cup Finals ticket for Wednesday night at Staples Center, where the Kings can hoist the Cup for the first time in their 45 year history? Well, you're in luck!

There's a guy on Craigslist attempting to sell his 1996 Dodge Neon (hub caps optional) for "ANY KINGS TICKET." He's also taking cash offers on the car, but really, it's all about the Kings. He's assured prospective buyers that the car does in fact run, although from the looks of things we'd question exactly how well it runs.

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A '96 Dodge Neon in fair condition with 160,000 miles on it is worth about a little under $1,000 according to Kelley Blue Book, so really, you'd be getting ripped off if you made the trade, since according to StubHub as of this writing, the cheapest tickets available for Game 4 are just over $1,000.

The ad was posted at about 11 a.m. local time on Tuesday, and the fact that it's still up on Craigslist two hours before Game 4 makes us sad for this guy. He's stuck with this awful car and he's probably not going to the game.

h/t Reddit

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