Normally, we'd have to comment about how this shirt is low class or too low brow for a professional athlete to be wearing at his place of work. Even if we're not offended by this shirt or anything, we'd just have to comment on how it's just sort of ninth grade and a little inappropriate.
But then we realize the torso wearing the shirt belongs to Teemu Selanne, and Teemu Selanne gets to do what ever the hell he pleases without criticism. Teemu is the greatest. Teemu is infallible. Teemu Forever.