The Capitals are conspicuously absent, but don't mind that.
Yep, that's exactly what it looks like: The walking, talking, real-life rendition of the Evolution of Jaromir Jagr.
The Dallas Stars social media team spotted this group of fans walking to the Saddledome to watch their favorite player take on the Calgary Flames. We've seen Jagr mullet tributes before, but this deserves serious recognition.
You've got Jagr the Penguin, Jagr the Ranger, Jagr the Flyer, Jagr the Star and even Jagr the Czech national team player. I want to know more about these doppelgängers. Did they just buy those jerseys before the game or did they all just happen to meet each other on the way to the game? How many times do they expect to be on camera tonight? Are they all secret relatives of Jaromir? Are those wigs itchy? Can someone PLEASE get them to reenact The Beatles' "Abbey Road" album cover?
The bar has been set for Halloween, hockey fans.
UPDATE: The Dallas Stars media folks found the doppelgangers again, this time with the Capitals Jagr.
H/T to DFWTrojanTuba for the heads up.