Crosby is healing from jaw surgery. Malkin is out because of....a bad sunburn? That's the theory being thrown around by Penguins beat writers. According to Josh Yohe of the Tribune-Review, Malkin skated this morning but looked fine other than a really bad sunburn. The Penguins are calling it an "upper-body injury," which makes sense because people usually get sunburns on their upper body. So thanks for that, Pittsburgh. I don't really understand how this could've happened. This, of course, is not unprecedented in sports. Marty Cordova famously once fell asleep in a tanning bed and missed several day games with the Baltimore Orioles. That's about the only reasonable scenario I can come up with in Malkin's case.