Kid Ish's Pizzametrics, Week 3

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The goal of the pizza is to be eaten. The goal of the puck is to be scored with. This is a metaphor.

Duck Tales: Teemu Says The PP Is 'Not Pretty'

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We've been saying that for a while over here...

Ducks Play Horrible, Still Win 3-2 Over Calgary

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Let's hope they don't play that badly ever again this season.

Gameday Preview: Ducks vs. Flames

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Flames are hot. And no that’s not just a statement from caveman’s scientific journal in the stone ages.

Ducks Gameday: The Cocks We Could Have Seen

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Yet even more cock-talk ahead of tonight's Flames @ Ducks game

Duck Tales: Stefan Noesen Is Out For The Season

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As Liz Lemon might say, "Blergh."

Great Scott! Mighty Ducks Win 4-1

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A great atmosphere, cool old school jerseys, honoring past players and a romping win for the MIGHTY Ducks.... What could be better?

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