Toronto Maple Leafs: The Leafs defeat the Islanders. Well... crap.
The Islanders picked up a point and conceded two to the Maple Leafs -- who the Islanders would prefer finish poorly, since the Leafs 2nd-round pick this summer is in the Islanders hands.
Why is the rum gone? Is the game over yet? Hey look, the goalie prettied himself up for us. Third period thread. Let's do it.
Three goals scored in the span of a minute. I'd calculate the rest of the game based on that pace. But I am terrible at math. Is the answer eleventy billion? I have a feeling it's not. Perhaps...
The Islanders visit the Maple Leafs for a meaningless game -- except for the rich lottery pick implications.
|- 1, Toronto Goal - Lee Stempniak (12), from Jeff Finger and Jason Blake at 17:27. 2, NY Islanders Goal - Kyle Okposo (15), from Sean Bergenheim and Frans Nielsen at 17:42. 3, Toronto Goal - Lee Stempniak (12), from Jeff Finger and Jason Blake at 17:27. Penalties - Tim Jackman, NY Islanders (fighting), 6:54; Phil Oreskovic, Toronto (fighting), 6:54; Tim Jackman, NY Islanders (hooking), 19:23.|
|- No scoring. Penalties - Anton Stralman, Toronto (tripping), 5:26; Ian White, Toronto (tripping), 7:01; Pavel Kubina, Toronto (holding), 8:32; Mikhail Grabovski, Toronto (high-sticking), 16:25; Jason Blake, Toronto (interference), 19:56.|
|- 4, Toronto Goal - Alexei Ponikarovsky (19) unassisted at 8:46. Penalties - Bruno Gervais, NY Islanders (fighting, roughing), 5:33; Lee Stempniak, Toronto (fighting), 5:33.|
|- 5, Toronto Goal - Mikhail Grabovski (14), from Alexei Ponikarovsky and Anton Stralman at 0:50.|