Scott Parker

Colorado Avalanche #27 - Right Wing

  • Born: 01/29/78
  • Age: 36
  • Height: 6-5
  • Weight: 240

Culture Shocking


Sports locker rooms should behave more like regular businesses.

Tuesday Links - I Despise Playing LA

Good team beats good team. Kaleta meets Karma. Scott Parker is having problems. Canadian TV deal musings. Gay hockey players singing and dancing. Disrespecting Mizzou. Great texts in reply to wrong...

Monday's Dump & Chase:Why Won't Shea Wear a Visor?


He actually does wear one…only sometimes. How did he do the last time he wore one? Well…he had 6 points in 7 games (Sidney Crosby had 7 points), so it seems he was still able to see pretty well.

Coming To Terms With Raffi Torres


Raffi Torres arrives in San Jose having injured key Sharks during playoff runs. He also comes with a checkered suspension history, and I hear he likes to murder kittens as a hobby. But could Sharks...

Daily Cupcakes - March 1st, 2013


News of the Colorado Avalanche - Links from around the NHL - March 1st, 2013

Scott Parker needs your help!


Former Avalanche tough guy Scott Parker lends a helping hand to US military veterans who suffer from PTSD.

Buffalo Sabres Sunday Link: An Interview With Former Avalanche Enforcer Scott Parker

During Sundays in the summer, when hockey news is slowest, we'll be offering up just one link that we think is important enough that every Sabres fan, or every hockey fan, should read....

Chicks and their Polls: Let's Chat


Between Sandie and Brett, MHH has been getting some pretty killer interviews with Avalanche players lately. It reminds us that, no matter how much KSE doesn't like it, the players are actually...

Scott Parker Hearts Mile High Hockey

Scott Parker plugs Mile High Hockey on 103.5 with Lewis & Floorwax in an entertaining radio interview this morning. They ask him about his interview with us, the barber shop, and more about Sidney...

Chicks and their Polls: Will you punch sandwiches?


Until the Scott Parker scandal (nicely done, Brett), most talk floating around the interwebs was focused on the CBA and potential lock out situation. Yes, yes, we all know it's too early to shut...

Fresh Links: The Aaron Johnson Era Edition


Aaron Johnson sounds like a pretty epic sports name. I can't believe there isn't a baseball player with that name already. Nope, just this journeyman of a defenseman. Like, seriously, this guy has...

Morning Buzz: False Hope Is Nicer Than No Hope At All


News on Schneider, Luongo and Garrison along with Friedman's final column of the year, why Nash will never be a Red Wing and how does Scott Parker feel about the Bertuzzi/Moore incident?

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