Eren Derdiyok is better than you and he knows it. Now he has proof of his betterness with an amazing bicycle kick goal for Bayern Leverkusen in their 3-1 win over Wolfsburg on Saturday. After scoring that, there is no need for Derdiyok to ever play another match again. He's already won soccer. All of soccer.
So, let's get this straight. Derdiyok brings the ball down with a fantastic touch. Cool. That's a difficult skill, but lots of people can do it. Then, with two defenders closing him down, the Swiss striker creates some space for himself by flicking the ball up. That doesn't look particularly clever because it turns him around and has him facing away from goal, but Derdiyok knows something that we don't: He can hit an incredible bicycle kick off of that flick which will leave Diego Benaglio rooted to the spot and the Wolfsburg net rippling. Yes, Mr. Derdityok, you win at soccer. Take a bow.