Hat tricks are always impressive, but backheel volleys to complete the hat trick? Well, that's just incredible. Cristiano Ronaldo, you sir are incredible. This is just wow. Facing away from goal when the ball is knocked back to him isn't a problem because he has the backheel volley in his bag of tricks. Seriously, who does that? Isn't there some rule against that? Someone consult the rulebook immediately because this just isn't fair.
Oh yeah, and he scored his three goals in a 14 minute span. Seriously, someone find a rulebook immediately. There has to be something in there about this. There has to.
Ronaldo doesn't even look like he's broken a sweat. No, this isn't a La Liga match against a very good Malaga side in which he's scored a hat trick. He's just having a kick around at the park down the street. Not a big deal. Holy hell is Ronaldo good at football.