Boredom and unsafe use of fireworks can burn down a home. Just ask Mario Balotelli. The striker has apparently taken his newfound appreciation for the awesomeness and danger of fireworks to heart and quickly because just days after setting his home ablaze, he is now advocating on behalf of firework safety.
Balotelli, the face of firework safety? That just makes sense. Does Smokey the Bear dabble in fireworks fires too? If so, let's suit Mario up.