David Luiz is awesome. I like him a lot. I like his insane surging runs forward. I like his spectacular hair. But jeez, talk about someone who needs to get some brains in him. For no apparent reason, Luiz decided to take a little swipe at Dirk Kuyt. Nothing too malicious, but a little attempted slap that missed. It doesn't really fall under the umbrella of "violent conduct", but what are you doing, you crazy person?

And then, Martin Tyler shows his age a bit. Once far and away the greatest commentator in English football, Tyler seems to have lost his edge in the last couple of years. In the 23rd minute, Tyler (who is at the game) thought a free kick by Didier Drogba was in the back of the net. This, despite the fact that the crowd did not cheer and no one on the pitch reacted like it was a goal. This is because Drogba missed wide by three feet. Good chance, though!