You may have heard that Barcelona are pretty good at football. You also may have heard of this Lionel Messi kid, who I am told is also pretty good at football. When that Messi kid puts on that Barcelona shirt, well magic is sure to follow, even in the biggest of competitions like the UEFA Champions League and even against a very good team like AC Milan. On Wednesday, it did, with this piece of brilliance to hand Barcelona the win at the San Siro.
For those who were too fixated on Messi to bother counting, that's one, two, three, four Milan defenders that Messi somehow slid his pass through. It's kind of like he parted the Red Sea about 10 inches wide and passed the ball right down the center of it while the pharaoh just watched with his jaw dropped. Sooooo yeah. In conclusion, Lionel Messi is the sex.