Edinson Cavani Has The Power To Move Mountains

Researchers at the University of Naples claim that Edinson Cavani managed to cause a seismic disturbance in the city on Tuesday night. The Napoli forward scored both goals in the 2-1 win over Manchester City, with the second giving the partenopei the opportunity to move on to the knockout round of the Champions League.

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Of course, either Napoli has to win or Bayern Munich has to lose in order to secure the next round, but with Cavani capable of moving mountains, a win against point-less Villarreal seems simple enough. The people of Naples should probably be a bit more cautious, however -- how long has it been since Vesuvius erupted?

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(Thanks to Matt Baker for this little tidbit)

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