Goran Pandev has taken years off the lives of Napoli fans with his shocking ability to screw up 54% (scientifically proven) good things that his team does when he's on the field. When he got the start on Tuesday in Napoli's huge match against Juventus, all of Naples cried, but then he scored a goal and the city exhaled. Then, he scored this bombtastic goal and well, the world collapsed.
All hail Goran Pandev? No, that's not okay, but he gets a one-week pass.