Liverpool are supposed to be getting ready to welcome Carlos Tevez and Manchester City to Anfield for Monday evening's Premier League action, but there appears to have been a slight mishap. Nobody can find the opposition, which is a little bit strange:
Someone should probably tell Roberto Mancini that Liverpool aren't really scary enough to warrant scurrying away and hiding, especially as City destroyed the Reds earlier this season. Current theory: Little Mario Balotelli is lost and the team bus has stopped to look for him. Follow the trail of darts!