To be fair, the match between Fiorentina and Juventus is not the most boring match I've seen in my life. Fiorentina, at least, have managed to bring the ball forward again and again, raising my hopes that it will end up in the back of the net. Juventus, meanwhile, waited about forty minutes before finally remembering that if they want to keep their slim hopes of Champions League qualification alive, they're going to have to actually score. Unfortunately, every time they attempt to send the ball through to Alessandro Matri, there are multiple Viola shirts waiting to swipe it and set off down to the other end -- that, or Matri is offside, which rather symbolizes the Juve play: they just look as though they've yet to wake up.
Here's hoping for some inspiring halftime talks, or perhaps a quick lesson on exactly how to put the ball inside the net rather than over the crossbar.