The streets of Los Angeles aren't particularly friendly places, or so SB Nation Soccer is told. Now that Real Madrid are in town, you can say the same thing about the sidewalks - the white-shirted, golf-cart-riding menaces are cutting down people (i.e. a person) left and right:
Astonishingly, it wasn't Sergio Ramos' vehicle that collided with a women I'm choosing to call 'Crazy Running Girl', something that must be deeply relieving to the defender, what with his history of running things over. The carts stopped for a while before merrily continuing on their way, so I'm going to assume that CRG was ok (and it was probably her fault anyway), but goodness me that was a meaty thump.