Beware Of German-Worshipping Italians

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"Before I came here, I had never seen a postman kneel on my doorstep and kiss my feet. It’s happened to me here… It is amazing how crazy Italians are for their football."

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Apparently, Miroslav Klose had a Jesus-type encounter with his Roman postman. The Lazio forward has scored 63 goals for his country, yet no German postal worker has ever kissed his feet. Shame on them!

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Next up: The women of Italy pour their bottles of Gucci Envy over Klose's boots and wash them with their hair.

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