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Beware Of German-Worshipping Italians

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"Before I came here, I had never seen a postman kneel on my doorstep and kiss my feet. It’s happened to me here… It is amazing how crazy Italians are for their football."

Apparently, Miroslav Klose had a Jesus-type encounter with his Roman postman. The Lazio forward has scored 63 goals for his country, yet no German postal worker has ever kissed his feet. Shame on them!

Next up: The women of Italy pour their bottles of Gucci Envy over Klose's boots and wash them with their hair.

                                                                                                                                                                                                               

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