Be less worried, Arsene-bear. All that frowning is bad for one's health.
A passive-aggressive note from a heavily depressed and probably drunk Paul Lambeart. At least you're not Alex McLeishbear, Paul!
Roberto di Matteo - Chelsea
Don't you just want to pick him up and give him a big old hug? Keep smiling, Robbie-bear!
David Moyesbear is confused by all of this frivolousness. "Back to work", says he. "No, don't cuddle me... argh! I wish I wasn't so small, fuzzy and cute!"
"GET OVER HERE AND GIMME A SQUEEZE", says Martin Joler bear
Brendan Rodgers - Liverpool
Bearedan Rodgers does not appreciate the affection of others, no matter how adorable.
Robearto Mancini just can't ditch the scarf. It's part of the look, you see.
Sir Alex Bearguson is lying to you right now.
Alan Pardew - Newcastle United
Alan Pardewbear's milkshake brings all the German girls to the yard.
Chris Hughton - Norwich City
Even in bear form, Norwich City's Chris Hughton is plotting tactics.
Mark Hughes -- Queens Park Rangers
Mark Hughesbear is wondering why he's still here. So are the rest of us.
Brian McDermott - Reading
Brian Mc.Bearmott has fallen and can't get up. Won't someone please help him?
Nigel Adkins - Southampton
Nigel Adkins is almost subear-naturally cute.
Tony Pulisbear is loved by few, but feared by all.
Beartin O'Neill feels naked without a tracksuit. And is naked.
Michael Laudrup - Swansea City
Michael Laudrupbear remains one heck of a player.
Andre Villas-Bearas still can't get away from all that time in blue.
Steve Clarke - West Brom
Steve Clarkebear has been traumatised by this whole experience and just wants to go home.
Sam Allardycebear is very, very hungry. For crosses.
Roberto Martinez - Wigan
I love you Robearto Martinez. I love you so much.