You may have noticed that Arsenal contrived to lose to Bradford City on penalties in the quarterfinals of the League Cup. Worse, they did so while playing what was essentially a full strength side. Naturally, Twitter's provided us with some ... um ... incisive commentary. Take it away, internet!
From an Arsenal point of view though, that's woeful. Spineless doesn't even come close. Too many bottlers in the team.— arseblog (@arseblog) December 11, 2012
Going to go put my nipples in clamps now, bc I don't think it's possible to get more pressed.— Allison (@maliciousglee) December 11, 2012
I've got a pot of cream that's past the sell-by date. Smells funny. Maybe if I let it sit out it will turn into Creme Fraiche. #ArseneKnows— 7amkickoff (@7amkickoff) December 11, 2012
Ivan Gazidis hosts the Arsenal Supporters Trust tomorrow night to, I kid you not, spread some 'Christmas cheer'. Good luck with that, Ivan.— Simon Clancy (@SiClancy) December 11, 2012
Our best XI lost to a side who are 4th in League 2 - Arsene, please, for the love of God, resign.— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 11, 2012
@piersmorgan Evening Tubby. You ok?— michael owen (@themichaelowen) December 11, 2012
Arsenal almost pulled off the upset ...— Amobi Okugo (@amobisays) December 11, 2012
Glad Arsenal are not playing on the weekend because it means they can't ruin my weekend like they normally do— Mrs T Henry/Brendan (@nadiashnry_14) December 11, 2012
Trying to decide whether it's even fair to bring my kids up as Arsenal fans... do I really want to subject them to nights like that?— Arsenal Opinion (@ArsenalOpinion) December 11, 2012
Vermaelen misses. Arsenal lose. The Short Fuse will now consist of red panda gifs for the indefinite future. It's been nice knowing everyone— The Short Fuse (@TheShortFuse) December 11, 2012
Isn't Twitter a magical place?