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Ligue 1, Week 23: Lyon Upset, Montpellier Roll On Saturday

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Marseille is out of action this week due to snow in Evian, giving Rennes, Lyon and Lille the chance to gain a totally meaningless advantage.

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Ligue 1, Week 23: Caen Stun Lyon, Montpellier Cruise

Lyon vs. Caen

Relegation-threatened Caen pulled off a shock 2-1 win at the Stade de Gerland to put some distance between themselves and the drop zone while seriously threatening Lyon's quest to finish in the top three. An early goal from Romain Hamouma plus a superb looping volley by Livio Nabab in the 73rd minute consigned Lyon to the loss, and a late penalty converted by Lissandro Lopez was no more than a consolatio.

Montpellier vs. AC Ajacco

Montpellier cruised to a 3-0 home victory to go (temporarily, at least) to the top of Ligue 1 on goal differential, and although Ajacco managed to keep the hosts off the scoresheet in the first half class eventually told. A penalty shortly after the break, awarded after Benjamin Andre needlessly brought down Bedimo and converted by Younes Belhanda, got things rolling, and Montpellier made it two after a slick finish by Remy Cabella capped one of the rapid counterattacks they've been known for. Ajacco's misery was complete when Oliver Giroud latched onto a long punt forward and blasted past Memo Ochoa to make it 3-0.

Valenciennes vs. AS Nancy Lorraine

It looked as though the match between Valenciennes and Nancy at the Stade du Hainaut would end all all square despite the hosts' best efforts, but Mamadou Samassa's stoppage-time winner saved the day, earning his side a 1-0 win. Valenciennes had by far the better of play during the match and Nancy goalkeeper Assembe had to be on his toes throughout. The Cameroonian saw his crossbar rattled in the first half and twice thwarted Vincent Aboubakar in the second, but he had no answer after a defensive mix-up allowed Samassa to pick up possession in the 91st minute and slam home for the game's only goal.

Stade Rennes vs. Sochaux

Sochaux's miserable run continued as they went down 1-0 early at the Stade de la Route de Lorient against Rennes and failed to mount anything like a response. The visitors were stung by one of their former academy players sixteen minutes in when Mevlut Erding met Jonathan Pitroipa's cross, nodding into the top corner from ten yards, and all they could manage in return was a solitary long-range effort by Slovan Privat. It was a pretty woeful display by Sochaux, although that's hardly a surprise considering their season so far.

AJ Auxerre vs. Lorient

It took a miraculous goalkeeping performance to do it, but Lorient came away from their visit to Auxerre with a point. After going down 1-0 within the first twenty minutes and being reduced to ten men shortly thereafter when Fabien Audard handled Ben Sahar's shot outside the area, Lorient looked dead in the water. Fortunately, substitute goalkeeper Benjamin Lecomte had different ideas, pulling off a series of brilliant saves, and Lorient were finally rewarded for a brave performance when Innocent Emeghara's near-post header snuck into Olivier Sorin's net during injury time, earning the visitors a very welcome 1-1 draw.

Brest vs. Dijon

Brest scraped a late equaliser against lowly Dijon to earn a point at the Stade Francis-Le Ble. Things seemed pretty dire for the hosts after Gael Kakuta had fired Dijon ahead in the 76th minute and Isaac Jemaa was sent off for a second booking just before stoppage time, but a free kick from Bruno Grougi was flicked home by Santiago Gentiletti in the 92nd minutes to ensure that Brest would earn a share of the spoils.

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Ligue 1 2012, Week 23 Preview And Fixtures: Haves Looking To Utterly Demoralize Have-Nots

Snow has already claimed one fixture this week; as much as I enjoy Ligue 1, let's hope it claims a few more because there are some real turds this time around. CATCH THE FEVER.

Auxerre vs. Lorient

Saturday February 11th; 15:00 CET/9:00 AM ET

Today in "completely un-compelling French football storylines," can Lorient keep their 1 goal per game average in tact? Can an Auxerre team that probably deserves better than Ligue 2 but isn't interesting enough to drive anyone to really care pull themselves out of the relegation zone? We'll find out! When we check the scores later in the afternoon, that is.

Pick: Auxerre, 2-1

Lyon vs. Caen

Saturday February 11th; 15:00 CET/9:00 AM ET

If I wrote headlines for an English newspaper, I'm sure I would write things like "CAEN THEY AVOID RELEGATION?" or "CAEN GIANTS BE SLAIN?" all the time. At least until a decided to invite all of my appliances to join me for a nice, warm soak.

Pick: Lyon, 3-1

Montpellier vs. Ajaccio

Saturday February 11th; 15:00 CET/9:00 AM ET

Montpellier's attack! Ajaccio's defense! Poor Guillermo Ochoa; he'll probably be wondering why he made such a huge mistake. And then he'll arrive back in Ajaccio and remember instantaneously.

Pick: Montpellier, 4-0

Valenciennes vs. Nancy

Saturday February 11th; 15:00 CET/9:00 AM ET

There's one of these every week. Too bad it couldn't have snowed in Valenciennes instead.

Pick: Valenciennes, 1-0

Rennes vs. Sochaux

Saturday February 11th; 15:00 CET/9:00 AM ET

It's slightly hard to believe Sochaux are really as bad as they've been this season. Seeing them at the bottom of the table is always a bit of a shock, and every time I watch them I expect it all to be an illusion. But nope! They're just really bad. I don't have much of an explanation for it, but there you go.

Pick: Rennes, 3-0

Brest vs. Dijon

Saturday February 11th; 19:00 CET/1:00 PM ET

As shambolically bad as Dijon can be at times, you've got to admire a team that has lost 12 times 22 games and has managed to win enough to be in 16th. They may be terrible, but at least they don't half-ass anything.

Pick: Brest, 1-0

Lille vs. Bordeaux

Sunday February 12th; 15:00 CET/9:00 AM ET

Lille is effectively done in the race to defend their title, and with Marseille, Lyon and Rennes close behind playing in Europe at all next season looks less than a sure thing. They need every point they can get at this stage. Unfortunately, they're playing Bordeaux so that would be one point.

Pick: Draw, 1-1

Nice vs. PSG

Sunday, February 12th; 17:00 CET/11:00 AM ET

Seeing as how home-pitch advantage is worth somewhere around 0.5 goals per game, Nice should be favored to lose this one by 999.5 goals.

Pick: PSG, A Lot-Bupkis

Toulouse vs. St. Etienne

Sunday, February 12th; 21:00 CET/3:00 PM ET

Allow me to be preemptively enthralled.

Pick: Draw, 0-0

Evian vs. Marseille

POSTPONED

Aww nuts :(

Pick: Snow, 3-0

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