Lionel Messi lit the football world on fire with his five-goal performance in the Champions League. It was stupendous, awesome and every other word of fantasmicalness that you can think of. Apparently, Neymar wasn't too impressed. Either that or he was so impressed that it made him extra superhuman too.
Neymar may not have matched Messi's five goals (the slacker only had three), but his second goal was better than anything Messi did today. It was better than anything else that anyone has done in a while.
"So take that, Messi!"