You, person of earth, will probably not be stunned to learn that the crucial London Derby taking place in the English Premier League on Saturday is widely available on glowing picture boxes everywhere. No matter where you live, if you have an internet connection or cable/satellite television, there's a very good chance that you can watch Arsenal and Chelsea. Below are the listings for the United States, Canada and UK. If you're from somewhere else, you can catch it on SuperSport across Africa, Abu Dhabi Sports Channel in most of the Middle East, ESPN in most of Asia and Fox Sports Plus in most of Central and South America. If we haven't covered your country, you are weird!
Arsenal vs. Chelsea
Game Date/Time: Saturday, April 21, 7:45 a.m. ET, 12:45 p.m. local
Venue: Emirates Stadium, London, England
TV: ESPN2 (USA - English), ESPN Deportes (USA - Spanish), TSN2 (Canada), Sky Sports 2 (UK)