Hahahaha that's so perfect. Cristiano Ronaldo bursts into space down the left, and goes shoulder to shoulder with Sergio Ramos before eventually being outmuscled by his club teammate. Sergio Busquets wants a card for diving and demonstrates his desire for said booking by waving an imaginary one in the referee's face. Hilariously, the Barcelona man is booked for his troubles, and quite rightly too. Pepe receives a yellow card a little while later for Pepeing Xabi Alonso.
Meanwhile, we've had another Spain substitution - the horrendously disappointing David Silva is removed for Jesus Navas, who... I don't know why he's on, since Spain aren't playing with a centre forward. I don't understand you, Vicente del Bosque. I don't understand you at all. Still 0-0. Still quiet.
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