VIDEO: The Worst Rendition Of The National Anthem In History

You know how they say it's always bigger in Texas? Apparently this little girl took that saying a little too much to heart while performing what just might be the single worst rendition of the National Anthem performed at a professional sporting event in history. It came before the nationally televised game between FC Dallas and the LA Galaxy and, well, just watch:


I'm pretty sure she messes up some of the lyrics, but I'm honestly not 100 percent because of all the embellishment nonsense she throws into it. At least when people like Carl Lewis and Roseanne Barr screw up the Star Spangled Banner, they are either aware of their foibles ore purposefully destroying it.

This little girl, on the other hand, seems quite proud of herself as she works her way through. But I don't want to hold her responsible, really, because you just know there are some parents who were encouraging her to do it this way all along. Unfortunate, really.

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