Matús Kozácik puts forth his bid for Howler for the Year

Matús Kozácik is the saddest man in the world.

Rule No. 1 of being a goalkeeper: Keep the ball out of the net.

That rule comes before "you can use your hands," which is important because Matús Kozácik could not use his hands on a backpass Wednesday and still violated rule No. 1.

The acceptable reactions to watching that goal are:

1. Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Follow @SBNationSoccer on TwitterLike SB Nation Soccer on Facebook

More in Soccer:

Full coverage of Champions League’s Wednesday slate

Mesut Özil the key to Arsenal’s comfortable win over Napoli

Celtic, Dortmund hit crossroads

Tactical analysis: Pep and Pellegrini meet again

Beckham’s MLS bid may have competition

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join SBNation.com

You must be a member of SBNation.com to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at SBNation.com. You should read them.

Join SBNation.com

You must be a member of SBNation.com to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at SBNation.com. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.