Oh no, Timo Hildebrand. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't do it.
He did it.
That GIF is very kind to Hildebrand too. He had the ball at his feet for five seconds before Samuel Eto'o even began closing him down, but he plays for Schalke and Schalke gonna Schalke.
GIF via @brocadfael