This might be the most implausible thing I've ever seen in a soccer match:
- That is very difficult shot to even get on target, never mind in off the crossbar at approximately two billion miles and hour.
- It came in the middle of a three-goal second-half comeback that saw an MLS team knock out a Mexican one in the CONCACAF Champions League for the first time ever.
- ...and most importantly, Djimi Traore did it. Yes, that Djimi Traore -- the 33-year-old who, going into Monday, had two goals in 272 club appearances. Liverpool supporters watching this are probably assuming it was an own goal.