It's tough to make friends when you have bitten someone. It's even tougher to make friends when you have bitten someone twice. Thankfully, there is a support group for people like that. Well, a support person.
Luis Suarez bit Branislav Ivanovic in Liverpool's 2-2 draw with Chelsea on Sunday and was also suspended three years ago for biting a player during a match. That's going to make finding new friends hard, but Suarez has one new buddy -- Mike Tyson.
This will probably be a normal and healthy relationship full of hugs and rainbows.
Note: We are awaiting confirmation of the rumored Real World Transylvania, hosted by Mike and Luis.