Steven Lenhart Wig Night was so 2012.
So for 2013, the San Jose Earthquakes will host Steven Lenhart Chia Pet Night. Seriously.
The first 2,500 fans to the Quakes' September 8 match against the Philadelphia Union will get a Lenhart Chia Pet. And the team is hoping this year's Lenhart giveaway night goes just like last year's wig night went -- with a Lenhart stoppage time winner.
No Steven Lenhart Chia Pets have been suspended yet, making them wholly unrealistic.