"I scored a goal, bro."
"I rep my city, bro."
"I took my shirt off, bro."
"I lift, bro."
"Yellow card? Way to keep it real, bro. Fist bump."
The above is Lorenzo Insigne's inner monologue after scoring a stunner to help Napoli down Borussia Dortmund on Wednesday, a goal he celebrated by ripping his shirt off and fist bumping the referee. Bro.