AC Milan fans, put your hand on Clarence Seedorf's heart. Or let him put his hand on yours.
I'm not quite sure whose hand is on whose heart, but there is a hand and a heart and lots of laughs thanks to the song Milan chose to accompany a video of him returning to the club.
Whether Seedorf's hand is on any wins remains to be seen, but it will be on your heart. Or your hand on his heart.
Seriously, whose hand is on whose heart?