Chelsea fans claim to know about players that don't exist

Talk Sport

Football fans are the best.

What happens when you walk around Stamford Bridge asking people about players you made up? They pretend to be experts on them and how they would fit in at Chelsea, of course.

We dub this, the Chelsea tools.

The beauty of this isn't that they are tools. Or liars. Or idiots. Or drunk off their asses.

It is that you could do this outside of any football ground in the country, or any country.

Football fans!

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