Javi Martinez is better than you at football.
Javi Martinez is also better than you at basketball.
His 60% three-point percentage would make him the best shooter in the NBA, by 11%. Sure, he has no defenders, or pressure, and can get in a rhythm, but he also has a major disadvantage -- he's not a professional basketball player.
Then again, Martinez only has seven appearances for Bayern Munich this season so maybe a switch to the hardwood wouldn't be the worst thing. Of course, Bayern are also first place in the Basketball Bundesliga so that may not work out either.
In the meantime, Martinez will just take pride in being better than you at yet another thing. It's getting to be a really long list, with football, fame, wealth, good looks, goofy hair, awkward trophy hugging and underwear modeling already making him a superior human being than you. Now add basketball.