Ouch. For ordinary humans, a blow such as the one below would be the end of their evening. Less of the playing football, more of the sitting down with some ice and a nice cup of sweet tea, while you wait for the stars to disappear. But for Antonio Valencia, who posted the picture below yesterday night, this is nothing. Nothing, he tells you!
This is nothing for joy that manchester has given me . Esto no es nada para la alegría que me ha dado manchester. pic.twitter.com/oSIwLFxcTP— Antonio Valencia (@7AntoV) March 19, 2014
Alternatively, perhaps the entire left side of his body is entirely decorative.