Alexander Tettey is not human. He is not of this world. He is not of this universe.
Alexander Tettey is a god here to humor us with 35-yard volleys.
I would say that he will never score a better goal in his life except he is immortal so the concept of "life" does not apply to him.
Note: Alexander Tettey is actually horrible at football, but say that within 24 hours of this goal and god will smite you down.