Alexander Tettey is out here crushing 35-yard volleys

Based Alexander Tettey.

Alexander Tettey is not human. He is not of this world. He is not of this universe.

Alexander Tettey is a god here to humor us with 35-yard volleys.

I would say that he will never score a better goal in his life except he is immortal so the concept of "life" does not apply to him.

Note: Alexander Tettey is actually horrible at football, but say that within 24 hours of this goal and god will smite you down.

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