Here are some pretty well established facts:
- Bayern Munich are good at football.
- Manchester United are not good at football.
Apparently, these facts are lost on the ESPN voting public.
America, we're gonna need to have a lil chat. pic.twitter.com/ZrA3ZcyXJe— Brittany Schray (@brittanyschray) March 22, 2014
Go home, America. You're drunk.