Once upon a time, Vinnie Jones was a footballer and in 1989-90, he helped Leeds United get promoted to the First Division.
Of course, eventually Leeds would almost go bankrupt and fall from the top, but it wasn't too much of a surprise. After all, you should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
But last weekend, Jones was back at Elland Road and was asked to lead the fans in singing "Marching On Together." After considering the elements of the equation, he agreed.
Or he's driving down the road with your head stuck in my window. What does it look like he's doin'?
Now Avi, pull your socks up and Little Chris, roll them guns up, count the money, and put your seat belt on.
Now piss off, you nonce!
This post was brought to you by an excuse to quote Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch repeatedly.