The UEFA Youth League final is not a really big deal. Like hundreds of people of people show up so calm down.
But it's played near a lake and everything is pretty AND THEY SCORE GOALS LIKE THIS.
Andres Iniesta, Xavi and Carles Puyol are getting old. Barcelona are in free fall.
And yet they will rise again because of children like this, who will arm their cannons, aim and fire on any unsuspecting opponents. Pep Guardiola thought he got out of their range by going to Germany, but he was mistaken. He had not taken into account the awesome firing range of next generation missiles, like this one.
Red alert, Europe. Barcelona is nearing preparedness for the next European war.