Zlatan Ibrahimovic won Ligue 1 Player of the Year, Golden Boot and the Best Goal award -- Ligue 1 didn't feel like they were the entity to hand out God of the Year, but it's coming -- and while he can speak Swedish, Bosnian, English, Spanish and Italian, he decided to give the acceptance speech in French.
So Zlatan doesn't speak great French. Do you speak Zlatan?
And which is more likely to be the uniform language of the world in 2015? Exactly.