Zlatan Ibrahimovic to be offered Paris Saint-Germain sporting director role

Vittorio Zunino Celotto

All hail sporting director Zlatan.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic could be the best at whatever he wants because he is Zlatan. Might he want to be the Paris Saint-Germain sporting director?

If he does, the job is his.

PSG president Nasser Al-Khelaifi has decided to offer Zlatan the role of sporting director when he retires, which, if he accepts, will keep him at the club and put him in charge of all player signings and sales.

"I spoke to Zlatan so that he’ll stay with us when he finishes his playing career and becomes sporting director," he told RTL radio.

"If he does that he’ll become the best sporting director in the world. He’s got a big personality and everybody respects him."

This plan is foolproof. If Zlatan doesn't think you're good enough, you're not good enough. And if Zlatan thinks you can play, you're probably a god.

Zlatan doesn't lose. Ever.

He doesn't lose as a player. He doesn't lose in video games. He doesn't lose at life.

If Zlatan accepts PSG's offer, PSG will become the greatest club to ever exist.

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